{"id":314,"date":"2011-06-18T14:30:45","date_gmt":"2011-06-18T14:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thidi.de\/?p=314"},"modified":"2011-06-18T14:30:45","modified_gmt":"2011-06-18T14:30:45","slug":"red-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thidi.de\/?p=314","title":{"rendered":"Red-Mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a red-mail<br \/>\nfrom a rat.<br \/>\nIt had a long tail<br \/>\nshortened by a cat.<\/p>\n<p>Listen!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know I&#8217;m just a rat<br \/>\nand my tail was cut by cat.<br \/>\nBut you&#8217;re the one who gets<br \/>\npain and death, I bet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Rat!<\/p>\n<p>I got a red-mail<br \/>\nfrom a rat.<br \/>\nIt promises by it&#8217;s tail<br \/>\nto cut off my head.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m right to be in fear,<br \/>\nnot able to react.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sitting on a rolling chair.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m just waiting to be behead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a red-mail from a rat. It had a long tail shortened by a cat. Listen! &#8220;I know I&#8217;m just a rat and my tail was cut by cat. But you&#8217;re the one who gets pain and death, I bet.&#8221; Rat! I got a red-mail from a rat. It promises by it&#8217;s tail to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jr-songtexte","category-jr-texte"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thidi.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thidi.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thidi.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thidi.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thidi.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thidi.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thidi.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thidi.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thidi.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}